My Pandemic Highlight

As one of the millions of Americans suffering from LFS (long face syndrome), the pandemic brought unanticipated relief. It turns out that wearing a facemask was the perfect, nonsurgical solution to break up the length of my face. My five-head and double chin were hiding in plain sight. And by “in plain sight”… I mean well camouflaged under my face mask.

Now that I am fully vaxxed and my upper lip mustache is waxxed, I am going to need to consider alternative solutions (potentially surgical) to my LFS.