Home Depot is a great place to pick up men. It’s so easy that you can pick them up in the parking lot, you don’t even have to go inside the store. And any man you pickup there is guaranteed to be more helpful than your ex-boyfriend.
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Everything I thought I knew about pregnancy, I learned from MTV’s 16 and Pregnant and Teen Mom. Though these shows have provided me hundreds of hours of entertainment, I would like to say that the educational network left many topics uncovered. I have compiled a list of those lessons learned from personal experience.
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As one of the millions of Americans suffering from LFS (long face syndrome), the pandemic brought unanticipated relief.
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Matty is so lucky to have me. Not only am I incredibly talented at microwaving instant oatmeal, but I also found our now house minutes after it was listed online.
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The most miraculous part of our 800 square foot endeavor isn't that Matty and I still got married after the experience, it's that we received a full refund on our security deposit.
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Feeling VERY generous and just having gleaned deign inspiration from my shampoo bottle, I offered my pro bono graphic design skills to my husband for this year’s Christmas card. These are the cards we* (*Matt) passed on.
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I assumed planning a 15 person wedding would be easy but, as someone who is wrong often...I was wrong about this too. I found myself questioning the decision of going without professional help multiple times (Insert joke about me already needing professional help here).
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As coronavirus continues, I will continue on my COVID-19 induced personal journey and strive towards milestone accomplishments like not buying a tie dye loungewear suit. I just hope this ends before I try to cut my own bangs.
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When asked to describe myself, I default to the adjective “expensive.” Even from a medical standpoint; I am costly.
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I have many talents (namely my uncanny ability to buy every single thing Instagram serves me in a targeted ad) but my skills stop at the kitchen’s threshold.
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I wouldn’t normally take fashion advice from a man who proudly admits to having worn elastic waist suit pants
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I spend a lot of time considering what I will title my memoir but, as of late, I have decided that “Confessions of an Overpacker”
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One of my favorite holiday traditions, besides gaining an average of 15 pounds, is sending holiday cards.
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6 months ago, my best friend moved in with my boyfriend.
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I recently completed the Texas to California leg of my, “Tour of America's Truck Stop Bathrooms.”
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