Patagonia Travel Tips
On Preparation and Packing:
- Before you leave, buy the type of energy bars that have intimidating packaging. You know, the ones that are intended for people who know what cross fit is? Get those. If you are hiking, you get an automatic free pass to eat those 3,000 calorie, protein-packed, overpriced sticks of cardboard without feeling judged.
- Even though Hello Kitty is my favorite animal and glitter is my favorite color, I love to read about international economic policies and journalistic accounts of military history. Hiking is hard enough without trying to read at the same time so, for this reason, I recommend downloading audio books. I also recommend remembering to bring your headphones.
On Chilean Culture:
- I am not as good at Spanish as I thought, which was evident when my mother and brother (who are both fluent) doubled over laughing any time I tried to order my own meal from a menu. My advice is learn how to say three phrases in the native language of any country you are visiting. They are:
- Do you speak English?
- What is the wifi password?
- Does this bar accept American Express?
- Backpacking gear, which I now refer to as the nano-puff fat suit, does not make you look thin. If anyone has ever fallen in love on Patagonia’s W Trek, it is because both people had really good personalities. Not because they had super hot backpacking bodies. I don’t think Victoria Secret Swimsuit Edition will feature a backpacker on its cover anytime soon.
- Patagonia has four seasons. A day. Literally Patagonia’s weather fluctuates between the extremes of sheeting freezing rain, 60 degree sunshine, and howling winds within a daily time frame. I find dressing for one season a day challenging enough so this proved almost impossible.
- Wear a whistle. That way it is harder for your group to try and lose you. I did accidentally forget to make sure the whistle was still attached to my whistle lanyard, but my group never successfully lost me so I assume that my theory was still successful. If you don't have a whistle, you can also wear neon colors as a substitute.
On Camping:
- Before we set out on the trek, we spent time exploring different regions of Chile. If you do this, make sure to Google Earth image search the address of where you are staying. Because you may find yourself checking into a dilapidated hostel that no one else booked for a reason. (And that reason could have easily been deduced from Google Earth). Below are actual photos of our actual "hotel"
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